Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
The Apple Corps!
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