Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.