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Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Why do women have arms?
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How to speak Southern
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New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
Excuses for refusing dates
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Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
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You Mama’s So Ugly…
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Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...