Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...