IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was...