I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!