How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...