How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...