A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...