Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...