A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...