Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...