The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.