Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...