Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
What does a lion call a antelope?
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Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
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Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.