Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...