A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...