One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...