A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996
Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge