Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...