What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...