Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...