Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...