Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...