This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
Baldness in Men
As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...