Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...