It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...