Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...