CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...