Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...