Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.