My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...