A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.