Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...