Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...