ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...