Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...