The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...