The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?