Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...