First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Ethnic Goldmine!
There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins. In Jewish tradition...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!