Elephants V
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Yo mama is so hairy
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The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
How to be a Good Wife
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Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...