What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...