Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Touring guide for North
|Northerners visiting the South Information for Northerners Visiting the Southern StatesIf you are from...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!