Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...