Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...