A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...