Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!