Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....