Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...